THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS

Teagan, Australian. this blog is stupid, but since you have arrived, welcome. have a seat and be awesome

moonblossom:

simsgonewrong:

My sim proposed to his girlfriend while holding a salad.

Woman no longer laughing alone with salad

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

osoru:

octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.

the funny thing about slowpoke is he doesn’t look all that different

"I give because I know how it feels to want."
Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

"Expectation is the root of all heartache."
Shakespeare (via refluent)

Purple’s rarity in nature and the expense of creating the colour and has given purple a s u p e r n a t u r a l aura for centuries. The colour purple is a symbol of wealth, dignity and royalty. It’s also often associated with spirituality, m a g i c and mystery.

jpsycho:

approachingnormal:

hannibalthecanibal:

vachelsstrife:

wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:

gallifrey-feels:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

iseewhatyoudidier:

fiftyshadesoffandoms:

akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

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guys

they oil each other up 

im crying here 

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

unclefather:

unclefather:

jerkidiot:

okay but if Miley’s dad is Robbie Ray and Hannah Montana’s dad is Robbie Ray, how did no one notice that they were the same person for that long

Hannah Montana and Miley are the same person? 

Tag your fucking spoilers

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO